Ted Mosby - I used to believe in destiny, you know. I’d go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line, reading my favorite novel, whistling the song that’s been stuck in my head all week and I’d think, ‘wow, hey, maybe she’s the one.’ Now I think “I just know that bitch is going to take the last whole wheat everything bagel.’

Robin Scherbatsky – You’ve just been focused on work.

Ted Mosby - No. It’s more than that. I’ve stopped believing. Not in some depressed, I’mna cry during my toast way, not in a way I even noticed until tonight. It’s just every day I think I believe a little less, and a little less, and little less, and that….sucks. What do I do about that, Scherbatsky?

Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Premiere)